Criminal-friendly police
Police personnel have been hiring themselves out as escorts for many years. Acting Commissioner Owen Ellington, who has spent about half of his life in the Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF), would be well aware of a practice that has become entrenched.

Rum runners and Johnny Walkers
Talk is cheap unless you have a cellular phone. Talk also comes in different categories and varieties. People who want hard talk would normally find it on 'Viagra News' or go to Tiger Woods' house and eavesdrop. Those who want fat talk can try Prevention magazine or Liposuction News. - Tony Deyal