EDITORIAL - Send Mr Chuck to national security
We, like all Jamaicans - save, perhaps, the criminals - wish a speedy and full recovery for Senator Dwight Nelson, the national security minister, who, by now, should have undergone major abdominal surgery in the United States...

When Cabinet members can't count
I am currently lobbying the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to make 'Annoying The Wife' an Olympic event. It's easier and more entertaining than, say, rowing, shooting or archery. And the best thing about it is that the hook need not be properly baited...

I want that chair!
An executive leather chair for $77,000! The Sunday Gleaner exposé about Minister Ed Bartlett's chair and his refurbished suite jolted me out of my reverie for I couldn't let this moment pass without comment. Jamaican politicians are used to being pampered.

NOTE-WORTHY
Gold medal within reach - Congratulations to coach Connie Francis and the Sunshine Girls on taking home the silver medal.