Jamaican Thug: Hey, wadz up?

Scorpion: ASL.

Jamaican Thug: What that mean?

Scorpion: Age, sex and location.

Jamaican Thug: Yow, the I is a man. A what you a deal wid? You noh si mi name thug?

Scorpion: But dem have woman thug too, so that's why mi ask.

Jamaican Thug: Well, I don't know bout any woman thug. So you a what, man or woman?

Scorpion: Woman scorpion.

Jamaican Thug: Them one deh bite hot.

Scorpion: You done know, so you want mi come bite you? (lol)

Jamaican Thug: I don't deal wid them things deh, so come affa that.

Scorpion: What you talking bout? Mi just seh mi want come bite you, bite can mean anything.

Jamaican Thug: Mi affi mek sure because a whole heap a kinky things a gwaan bout yah.

Scorpion: Anyway, just cool nuh, relax and tell mi you age.

Jamaican Thug: Woman don't want tell them age yet them want know man age.

Scorpion: Man you dark sah.

Jamaican Thug: Then nuh true? Tell mi you age then.

Scorpion: Awright mi a 23.

Jamaican Thug: Mi a 25 still, suh, you look good?

Scorpion: Suh dem sey.

Jamaican Thug: Dem who?

Scorpion: Mi fren them.

Jamaican Thug: Fren them? Suh whey yuh man deh?

Scorpion: Don't have none.

Jamaican Thug: How come?

Scorpion: The last one mi have him was too mean. Whey your woman deh?

Jamaican Thug: We kinda low key. A mi baby mother still, but shi deh pon a different ends.

Scorpion: Suh you don't want come pon my ends?

Jamaican Thug: Mi affi see a who mi a talk to fuss.

Scorpion: But mi done tell you sey mi look good.

Jamaican Thug: Never see any scorpion weh look good.

Scorpion: Well, this one is very hot, only the mean man dem nuh want spend.

Jamaican Thug: A pure mean argument you a pon, I don't like dem vibes deh.

Scorpion: Suh you mean too?

Jamaican Thug: All a unoo feel seh man must spend money pon unoo like wi a bank.

Scorpion: Then a so it go. Nothing is free. a pure mean man inna this chat room.

Jamaican Thug: So wait deh, a tell yuh a tell mi seh a sell you a sell?

Scorpion: No, you coulda mad, but yuh affi tek care a yuh property.

Jamaican Thug: Mi feel seh everybody must tek care a himself so that yuh nuh feel obligated to nobody.

Scorpion: Yes, but man must care fi woman.

Jamaican Thug: And woman must care fi man, but most time a wi alone just a give so.

Scorpion: But unoo a get too.

Jamaican Thug: Get what?

Scorpion: Yuh done know.

Jamaican Thug: Well, a two a wi a benefit from it.

Scorpion: So yuh seh.

Jamaican Thug: So noh true?

Jamaican Thug: Answer noh

Jamaican Thug: Yuh gone?

Jamaican Thug: Are you still there?

Jamaican Thug: Scorpion, come bite mi noh, whey yuh gone?!

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